Read in this Sunday’s Times of India that Paris Hilton has such a busy social calendar that she has an entire staff of secretaries to keep her dates straight. It is, apparently, the high point of a host’s party to have this stick-figure non-achiever present at his gala event. And her dates are booked months in advance! Talk about ha colossal waste of everything. Apart from one porn film, I can’t think of a single thing of worth this woman has contributed to the world at large. What is she famous for? There are better porn stars out there I’m sure, and even better dumb blonde stereotypes. But wait a minute, there might not be a super-rich, dumb blonde stereotype, porn star out there! Hmm, that probably explains her popularity. An heiress to billions, stupid as the sea is salty and providing a naked image the moment you close your eyes….not a bad combination! Just kidding, though all of it is true. But she’s a pop phenomenon today. Maybe it’s the immense imbalance she seems to portray that attracts attention (how can such a dumbass get to play with more money than she knows how to count up to while I bust my ass all month to earn enough to maybe feed her dog for a day?). Maybe it’s beauty sans brains that draws every salivating satyr to her. Who knows? I don’t, though I’m sure she’s smartened up pretty fast after “One night in Paris” (clever title). Didn’t sue Salomon, took a share of the profits instead. Has assiduously cultured the image of a ditzy blonde, courtesy endless reams of paper and a TV serial that went into 3 seasons at last count. Makes it a point to go pantyless to at least one party/nightclub/somewhere every few months. Occasionally shoots topless pics on her mobile and “loses” the same soon after. Quite hard work let me tell you! “Should I let a nipple slip or show a bit of butt crack this month? Appear in public necking my dog, or get into a catfight with Nicole? Choices, choices!”